Tuesday, 10 July 2007

Noveau riche b£stard taunts workers

Alex Ferguson, fresh from promoting Alastair Campbell's book, has cemented his place in hell by taunting those less fortunate than himself. Said 'Sir' Alex: 'The poor are poor for a reason, they are lazy scum'. When questioned further about United's financial position and the debt-financing embarked upon by his fundamentalist Christian backers, Ferguson was far from contrite, 'you wee communist bastard, this is capitalism, it is my prerogative to steal, cheat and enslave trolls'.

4 comments:

Kanishk Tharoor said...

Sir Alec is the ice-pick to Paul Jewell's Trotsky.

roid rage said...
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roid rage said...

Uh?
http://sport.scotsman.com/
topics.cfm?tid=669&id=675082007

Tan said...

A socialist? As Abbie found out the other day when interviewing him - he is a member of the Labour party. But given his associations socialism seems unlikely.