Hugo Chavez defeats the empire of sulphur

In case you live under a large quiet rock, or in America, Venezuela - the hosts of this years Copa - are through to the quater-finals, whilst the yankie devils have gone home.

On hearing of Venezuela's victory over Peru and yet another US soccerball defeat, Chavez was quoted as saying 'The United States empire is on its way down and it will be finished in the near future, inshallah' - and who could argue with that?