Thursday, 2 August 2007

Is it wrong to hate a 9 year old?


Shocking news has reached Humble Football HQ. Not content with troll-snatching on the outer edges of the law, Alex Ferguson has now revived his taste for small children by signing 9 year old Australian Rhain Davis. In the process he has achieved two things never thought possible - making Theo look old, and reviving horrible memories of a teenage Scottie Parker whoring himself to McDonalds.

1 comment:

Kanishk Tharoor said...

that audio is making me feel sick... watch the kid on mute