Friday, 5 October 2007

Cheryl explains Ash's little mistake

Cheryl 'Titus' Cole describing why Ashley went to Chelsea instead of Real Madrid (wow! what great options) - "Why should all my dreams and aspirations be shattered for the sake of his career? It would have meant that I'd have had to give up my career, which I wasn't prepared to do". Too right really. Ashley is rubbish anyway.

3 comments:

Kanishk Tharoor said...

Titus Bramble Titus Bramble Titus Bramble Titus Bramble Titus Bramble Titus Bramble

Kanishk Tharoor said...

Also to be noted at this juncture:

Chery Cole's a slapper
She is a geordie whore
But when she's shagging Ashley
She thinks of Adebayor

roid rage said...

Fairly good options I reckon. A premierleague title and a couple of other cups. Or a La Liga title. Or fourth. That's fourth: slightly better than Spurs but worse than Liverpool. The stuff dreams are made of.