Tasteless, crass and inept...

...just like us. Humble Football celebrates Iraq's triumph with full pomp and circumstance. Never mind that our choice of garb is somewhat circumspect, or that Mustafa's shining bald head glows eerily (does he have designs on Iraqi Kurdistan?).

A great day for mankind...

Welcome to HumbleFootball, your ample serving of international-focused football reportage, brought to you weekly from North London, Tehran, New York and the dark depths of Turkish secularism. As smart as Philippe Senderos, as lively as your mum.

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