The produce: Setanta sports is here! Subscribe now! 'I mean sorry we are a serious football magazine'.Key Prediction: Setanta will usurp Sky to become the favoured choice of sports fans everywhere.
Best wizz-bang feature: Setanta Sports logo's on every. single. page.
Top four: Somewhat skewed by variety - a combination of very 'wise' heads (Setanta pundits) predict - Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool, and Spurs (Tim Sherwood thinks they'll finish third).
Down: Derby, Wigan, Brum.
Arsenal finish: 5th apparently we're a bit crap and our manager will leave. Emmanuel Petit has insider information (always loyal, our Manu).
If this guide were a guide it would be: An infomercial. Pretends to be providing you with useful product information about Chuck Norris' workout regime, but spoils it all by trying to sell you something.
